Two things, before I get into the original topic of this post. Be careful where searching for pictures of both "feet" or "stinky feet" on Google Image Search. The former search term will provide all manner of dirty pictures of people doing a wide, almost impressive variety of things with feet. The latter term will result in the most vile, crusty, scabby pictures you'd never want to see.

I came home after a meeting last evening at around 8:30pm. MW had also just recently gotten home. We installed ourselves, as usual, in front of the TV for some American Idol:

MW: Ugh.. Baby, you stink! *pulls shirt up over his nose*
Me: I do?? *sniffs the air*
MW: Yeeeeesss!! Ewww.
Me: I don't smell anything bad. I sprayed some body mist earlier, that must be it. But I thought it smelled good. Here. *walks and leans over, forcing him to take in my alluring aroma*
MW: Ack! Get away!!! *blindly bats at the air*
Me: (rejected). Fine. I'll sit over here.

A few minutes pass.

Me: *looking over at MW* You can still smell it?
MW: Yes. *nose still hidden under his shirt*
Me: Well.. Is it B.O?
MW: *tentatively sniffing the air* Yes.
Me: *sniffing, again* I don't think it's me. *walks over* Hey, it's you!! You stink! *triumphantly* It's your feet!!
MW: Shut up!
Me: *whipping off my socks and sniffing* Not me! You stink! *waving socks in the air*
MW: *runs off, fetching the Dr. Scholls, spraying random spots all over the apartment*